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When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die, but a fish bumped me out with its nose. That was the earth telling me I was supposed to do something great.

And I just know that's the walking crooner.

Cool guy with fedora + cigar

IF YOU THINK OF A WAY TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS PLEASE TELL ME!

I'VE GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE MONEY ON THIS IT'S SIMPLY TOO GOOD

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